Sports at Random’s COUNTDOWN:
Worst Hair in Sports Reporting:
10. Dan Shaughnessy
Some say he’s one of the top sports writers of the last 20 years, Shaughnessy comes in at number 10 only because we give him a break because he’s Irish- he can’t help that his hair looks like a shower lufa.
9. Matthew Berry
I can’t tell if I really like this guy or really hate him. The Talented Mr. Roto is very open with his thoughts on women, masturbation, and, basically, whatever you want to know. He seems approachable, which is good, there’s just something about him that is a bit off-putting. Maybe it’s his weird, balding hair.
8. Norman Chad
The quintessential nerd hair-cut. Very sad, Norman- you actually seem cool, but not when on-camera.
7. Will Leitch
This isn’t 1997.
6. Bryant Gumbel
He’s lucky he’s got such a good show, because it is so hard to respect someone who looks this much like a tool.
5. Jay Bilas
Your hairline isn’t supposed to get closer to your eyebrows. Maybe it’s just his hairline receding on the sides and not the middle- or maybe he’s Dracula.
4. Tony Kornheiser
The classic comb-over. Come on, Tony. Stop it.
3. Jackie MacMullan
The female mullet. She is a woman covering sports, but still- it’s the freakin’ female mullet. No excuses.
2. Ken Burns
Great documentaries… awful hair. I’m not sure if he’s going for mid-1960’s British Invasion… or a mop.
1. Mitch Albom
Mitch- you are ridiculously rich, you are a great sports writer, a best-selling author, Oprah is on your side- you just also happen to have weird, freakishly pointy ears. It’s ok, Mitch. We don’t care. You shouldn’t either. Stop cutting your hair so it covers them. You aren’t a shy teenager. You’re 49-years-old. This is getting ridiculous.
Mitch should NOT stop cutting his hair so it covers his ears. Those ears are the most frightening set of sound gatherers I have ever seen. I hope Mitch and his ears are not included in the five people I meet in heaven.
If “worst” and “sportswriter” are in the same sentence, Jay Mariotti has GOT to be involved.
Especially with the hair. But overall, too.
What, no John Clayton? He easily has the worst hair, hands down. Not only is it receding on top, it’s receding on the sides.
Seriously, Albom is f’ing ridiculous. Not set of ears can be as retarded as that haircut.
John Clayton is on his own separate level with his bizarre 16″ three-hair combover that drapes from one side to the other of his Stewie from Family Guy football head.
You missed two guys with UNREAL hair. One is Mel Kiper, Jr. with a ridiculous flo, meanwhile Barry Melrose has been rocking the most fantastic hockey mullet for decades. Where is the love for these guys?
The worst is Karl Ravech with the obviously artificial hairline across the front. I don’t know if that came from a hair transplant, plugs, or a piece, but it definately ain’t real.
Ahh… John Clayton- damn, I forgot that one. Great picture.
And Mel Kiper, Jr. has “good” hair. And don’t diss Barry Melrose- he had a hockey mullet, so it’s ok.
Nick Cafardo is another candidate. No good photographs, though.
Cmon, Berman’s combover is way worse than Kornheiser’s.
Good god… Will Leitch is a handlebar ‘tache away from a role in a vintage Swedish porno.
“Why, yes, Inga, I want to go to the fondue party… IN YOUR PANTIES!”
The worst is Doug Gottlieb…how u gonna have hair that makes Frank Deford’s dome look ok,and try to hide it by combing it forward…He’s the son of Dracula…
I could say something about Drew Sharp’s naps,but the fact that it hides all the knots on his crater actually is a plus…
where is Ravich’s hairpiece on this list. In HD, it’s downright frightening.
Read Matthew Berry’s Blog…he acknowledges his hair problem and thinks his hair is even worse…
http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=tmr905
Len Pasquarelli looks like he just got out of a wind tunnel….walking out sideways of course.
What, no love for Charlie Steiner?
I really missed the boat on Len Pas- he should have been on here. That shit is HORRIBLE.
companies marketing mineral makeups and also get the best bargains in mineral makeup you can imagine,
find aout how to consolidate your students loans or just how to lower your actual rates.,
looking for breast enlargements? in Rochester,
homeopathy for eczema learn about it.,
Allergies, information about lipitor,
save big with great bargains in mineral makeup,
change edition interviewing motivational people preparing second,
interviewing motivational people preparing second time,
interviewing people motivational preparing for a second time,
black mold exposure,
black mold exposure symptoms,
black mold symptoms of exposure,
free job interview questions,
free job interview answers,
interview answers to get a job,
lookfor hair styles for fine thin hair,
search hair styles for fine thin hair,
hair styles for fine thin hair,
beach resort in the philippines,
great beach resort in the philippines,
luxury beach resort in the philippines,
iron garden gates, here,
iron garden gates,
wrought iron garden gates
, here,
wrought iron garden gates
,
You: The Owner’s Manual: An Insider’s Guide to the Body That Will Make You Healthier and Younger
,
answer from more much,
eat eating mindless more than think we we why
,
la times classified,
new york times classified
texturizer,
texturizers here,
black hair texturizer,
find aout how care curly hair,
find about how to care curly hair,
care curly hair,
lipitor rash,
lipitor reactions,
new house ventura california,
the house new houston tx,
new house washington dc,
new house washington dc,
new house ventura california,
the house new houston tx,
the house new houston tx, that you ar looking for,
new house ventura california, you need to buy,
new house washington dc,
hair surgery transplant,
air filter allergy,
refurbished dell laptop computers,
hair surgery transplant,
air filter allergy,
refurbished dell laptop computers,
hair surgery transplant,
air filter allergy,
refurbished dell laptop computers,
chocolate esophagus heartburn study,
chocolate esophagus heartburn studybe informed,
digestion healing healthy heartburn natural preventing way,
digestion healing healthy heartburn natural preventing way,
Allergies, lipitor rash,
alcohol rash,
lipitor and alcohol,
lipitor alcohol,
natural remedies to aid healing of esophagus,
chicory heartburn,
effectiveness of zocor vs. lipitor,
chocolate esophagus,
southwestern wrought iron yard gate,
exterior iron gates,
oriental wrought iron gates,
powder coated iron garden fencing,
black mold exposure,black mold symptoms of exposure,wrought iron garden gates,your next iron garden gates, here,hair styles for fine thin hair,search hair styles for fine thin hair,night vision binoculars,buy, night vision binoculars,lipitor reactions,lipitor reactions,luxury beach resort in the philippines,beach resort in the philippines,homeopathy for baby eczema.,homeopathy for baby eczema.,save big with great mineral makeup bargains,companies marketing mineral makeups,prodam iphone praha,Apple prodam iphone praha,iphone clone cect manual,manual for iphone clone cect,fero 52 binoculars night vision,fero 52 night vision,best night vision binoculars,buy, best night vision binoculars,computer programs to make photo albums,computer programs, make photo albums,free printable tax forms,printable tax forms, free here,craftmatic adjustable air bedcraftmatic adjustable air bed, info hereboyd night air bedboyd night air bed, low priceair bed in wisconsinbest air beds in wisconsincloud air inflatable bedbest cloud air inflatable bedsportable sealy air bedportables, sealy air bedsaluminum rv luggage racksaluminum made, rv luggage racksair bed form raisedbest air beds form raisedsupport equipments aircraftbest support equipments for aircraftsinformercials bed airbest, informercials bed airmattress sized air bedsbest mattress sized air bedantique doorknob identificationantique doorknob, identification tipstroubleshooting dvd playertroubleshooting with the dvd playerflat panel television lcd versus plasmaflat panel television, lcd versus plasma pic the bestcauses of economic recessionwhat are the causes of economic recessionbed air foam adjustablebed air adjustable foam hoof prints antique and unusual equestrian printshoof prints, antique equestrian printsbuy adjustable air bedbuy the best adjustable air bedsair bedscanadian storesair beds, cheap canadian stores
I don’t normally comment on blogs but your post was a real help. Thank you for a great topic, I will be sure to bookmark your site and check it out again. Cheers, Amy xXx.