Hillary Clinton must just be absolutely furious right now.
She’s gotta be thinking that McCain could easily keel over in a couple years and then, suddenly, she’s not the first woman President, but instead a first-term female Governor of such a sparsely populated state is thrust into history.
Oh, and she rocks the pants-suit hotter than you ever could, Hillary.
The media will soon bombard you with the idea that Sarah Palin could beat Barack Obama in basketball. She was the starting Point Guard on the lower division State Champion basketball team in High School and once even said, ”Everything I need to know, I learned on the basketball court.” Man, I can’t wait until Charles Barkley uses that line when running for Governor of Alabama.
After finishing 2nd in the Miss Wasilla Pageant, Sarah Palin majored in Journalism at the University of Idaho and was actually a Sports Reporter in Anchorage (which I guess explains the RUDY-themed entrance music, I don’t know).
I’m going to appear to stay impartial here, but I do have to just say one thing… her kids’ names are: Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig.
So she’s that Mom.
(and who wants a VP with a daughter with the same name as the city where the Evil-Four-Letter resides)



he’s got no chance. in the battle of the trophy wives, michelle and jill take out cindy and todd.
game over - obama wins.
Hey! My kids’ names are Hartford, Flutie, Footballfield, Weeping, and Algebra.
I take offense.
Actually, having her kid named Bristol was just to pander to the NASCAR fans.
Actually, Bristol is her daughter with the big cans. Track and Trig are her sons.
dan-san,
you are a total idiot and shouldn’t be allowed to write news articles. not even on the internet. period.