- John, please stop trying to raise your arms. I know some stupid Republican adviser has told you to not look weak and waive your arms around, but you just can’t. You’re old and injured. So don’t. It’s really not a big deal- doesn’t effect your candidacy. You look weaker when you struggle raising your arms than if you just didn’t do it at all. You look like Frankenstein.
- Bill Gates’ shaking ass has replaced the dog-kidnapper in my nightmares.
- Buffalo News writer Bob DiCesare has the same feeling that I have about Marshawn Lynch: You hit a girl with your SUV (possibly while drunk), left the scene of the accident, and you are mad at the media for reporting this? If it’s true, then you’re an idiot; if it’s not true, then stop your silence with the media for just a minute and tell everyone why you are not speaking with the media.
- I went to The Getty over the weekend and was surprised to see a blind guy walking through the museum. Now, he was led by another old man so he wasn’t knocking down the sculptures or anything… but still- it’s an entirely visual museum. There’s no soft jazz music or anything playing in the background. It just seemed to accomplish as much as a deaf guy with headphones on his ears.