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Coaching was supposed to be the huge edge the Lakers had over the Celtics in this Series. Bigger than anything else. Personnel was a push, bench was possibly slightly to the Lakers- But Phil “9 Rings” Jackson against Doc Rivers? That’s the definition of a mismatch.

But almost everything Doc has done in this Series has worked. Meanwhile, Phil Jackson has appeared to be the one who has never been in a Finals before.

Lamar Odom finally put together the half of his playoff life. The Lakers have a huge lead, Odom is hitting every shot he takes- so what does Phil do? He allows practically every member of the team to jack up 3’s and, even worse, allows Kobe to try to “get in the game”.

Now I know Phil Jackson is not supposed to be a great in-game coach. He does his job in-between games, through the media- not in time-outs. But when your team stops running your precious offense and you and no one else on your team tells Kobe Bryant to stop taking on Paul Pierce one-on-one because he feels “challenged”- YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB.

Kobe Bryant had 3 points at half-time and the Lakers were up 18. This kind of thing happens often- the Lakers get a lead with Kobe not putting up great stats, although definitely having an effect on the game by just being out there and defenders having to worry about him. But then Kobe often forces his shot in the 2nd Quarter, or in this case, the 2nd Half.

Kobe’s favorite play seems to be to hold the ball and then elevate over his defender and take a 21-footer. This is the worst possible shot in all of basketball- and the Lakers take dozens of these shots per game, but especially Kobe. Phil Jackson needs to not let these things go- this is the Finals. No more letting his team play it out, no more lessons- there is no more time. He needs to step up and do his job.

Phil’s need to be more proactive still won’t fix some of his personnel decisions, such as the previously mentioned ruining of Lamar Odom’s confidence. Lamar was +6 for the game. He was the spark plug for he team’s huge lead- but Kobe’s insistence to dominant the ball took Lamar out of the game. He’s had Lamar on his team for 3 years- he knows the guy loses concentration if he isn’t involved. So push the ball into Lamar- tell him to go after it. Post him up against James Posey. Stop letting Kobe try fade-aways against Paul Pierce and scream at him to feed Lamar.

Another personnel decision that had me shaking my head was the disappearance of Derek Fisher. He sat for over 12 minutes from the end of the 3rd to the last 2 minutes of the 4th- with 2nd year player Jordan Farmar running the point as the Celtics went from down 11 to up 5 (a huge 16 point swing). Again, Phil, not the time to teach the young fella a lesson. Yes, maybe it will help him out in the future, but this is the Finals. Win or go home. Put in the veteran to steady the ship before you lose the lead.

I won’t even mention the 2 time-outs used at the end of the game to get the ball to half-court because he literally was too lackadaisical to get up and the Lakers needed to in-bound the ball or get a 5-second call. And I won’t even mention he left in Sasha Vujacic for much of the 2nd Half, despite building the lead with the likes of Trevor Ariza because I understand Phil was looking to spread the floor. I won’t mention those things.

So now the Lakers are forced to win 3 games in a row, with 2 in Boston. It shouldn’t take 4 games into the Finals for the highest paid coach in the League to open his eyes. And Phil could wake up for Game 5… but I’m afraid it’s too late.

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A Laker Flag on a 2008 bright blue Prius flew at half-mass today as it inched ahead on the 405. It’s a common sight in the City, la Ciudad.

But, being Laker Fans, they still are confident (and/or think there is a conspiracy to have this series go 7). And they should be. The Boston Celtics’ supreme power this year was playing with a lead- and keeping it. And although they did keep this huge lead, they let it get down to the ridiculous one-possession difference. They were the A-Rod’s of the NBA, they would get a 10 point lead and make it 20. They could shoot 60% with a 15 point lead, but only 40% if it was tied.

And now they not only have to go to Los Angeles, but their impenetrable skill of maintaining huge leads is gone. Call it a chink in their armor or call it still a 2-0 lead, the Celtics are in for a different Laker team come Tuesday.

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- Jack Nicholson allegedly paid $75,000 for floor seats to tonight’s game. Damn. Just damn. Jack, just make a movie with a company owned by Disney and ABC will just give you the tickets. Come on, Jack. This is a recession.

- If Kobe Bean Bryant takes over in Game 1 or Game 2, get ready for a plethora of “‘Bean’-town” headlines. Very creative, People. Very.

- Paul Pierce has been way too happy to “just be here” in the Finals. He acted like he won the Championship after beating the Pistons. Now, I don’t normally think stuff like that matters because when you get on the floor, all that other stuff doesn’t matter… BUT… he’s got to be the go to guy in this series. He needs to not be content to make it here. So, I’m not saying it’s going to matter, but I’m going to watch Pierce, the usual Laker-killer, very closely.

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Larry Bird = Master of the Obvious

Take a listen to some of the gems from The Hick From French Lick during that NBA sponsored conference call between Larry Bird and Magic Johnson on Tuesday.

Mr. Bird was asked the question of what he thinks the keys are to this Series. His response was:

Really, Larry? “…who plays the best.” That’s your expert opinion? Did you suddenly turn into John Madden or something? Hundreds, possibly thousands of reporters are hanging on your every word and this is what you come up with?

Well, maybe he just needs to clarify a little. So, Larry… continue.

Kobe Bryant can hurt the Celtics… really, Larry? That’s what you’ve come up with? The best player in the NBA can hurt his opposing team? I’ve never thought of it like that. Thanks, Legend.

And, just so it doesn’t seem like I took this ridiculously out of context, here is his whole answer, unedited:

That’s right. He said “who plays the best” twice. Way to emphasize your point, Larry.

In other news, Larry Bird thinks John McCain is going to win the upcoming Presidential Election. Or Barack Obama.

Definitely one of those two, though.

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“When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves.”
- Chuck Palahniuk

Good thing for me, I know who to hate. And one NBA team that seems to have a lot of hatred go their way, from more than just me, is the recently eliminated San Antonio Spurs.

Basketball fans dreaded another Spurs/Pistons Final. But these are two squads that actually play as a team- these are Franchises that Basketball fans should enjoy to watch. But for some reason, people just really hate the Spurs. And being one of those people, I’ll tell you why.

I have no problem with the city of San Antonio. Some people may partly hate them for their small-time city, but I don’t really think that’s it.

I really don’t care that they are more of a half-court team than a fast-break team. Some people may hate them for being more of a slow up team, but I really don’t think that’s it either.

I hate them for them. It’s as simple as that. I hate Gregg Popovich, I hate Tim Duncan, I hate Manu Ginobili, I hate Tony Parker, I hate Bruce Bowen- I hate everybody.

Gregg Popovich is a bad man. He basically only got to where he is today because he became best friends with Larry Brown. And then somehow he managed to be named General Manager of the Spurs in 1994. The coach of that team was Bob Hill and he lead the team to 62 wins in 1994-95 and 59 the following year. Then, in the 1996-97 season, the Spurs had a rash of injuries, including the former MVP David Robinson who only played 6 games that year. Bob Hill was unfairly fired after 18 games and, what do you know, the pock-marked General Manager took over.

Popovich proceeded to tank the rest of the season and was rewarded with the 1st Overall pick. And you all know the rest of the story.

Tim Duncan is not just boring. There’s much more to hate about him than that. Honestly, he should be beloved. 4 years of College, no kids out of wedlock, fundamentally sound- a model athlete. But he just doesn’t seem to fit in, racially speaking, with either whites or blacks. His white, blonde, Barbie Doll-esque wife and vanilla personality makes him not relate to young black kids. And being a 7-foot tall black guy doesn’t make it easy fitting in with Whitey either. He’s not relatable and, therefore, not marketable. I, literally, know nothing about Tim Duncan. I know what kind of food KG likes, what kind of music AI likes, and pretty much everything about Agent Zero- but I’m not even sure if Duncan likes basketball. He sure complains a lot.

But that might be a residual effect of Popovich, a notoriously rigid arguer and complainer himself. But that’s also what makes San Antonio great- the relationship between these two. Almost any other Superstar would have stopped listening to their coach long ago- but Duncan allows Popovich to coach him and all the other players follow suit. It truly is amazing… but that just makes me hate them even more.

Manu Ginobili is the biggest flopper in the League and Tony Parker is a French Guy married to a hot American Actress- they are easy to hate. Bruce Bowen has been known to stick his leg out on opponent’s jump shots to make them roll their ankles. Big Shot Bob has been known to, well, ruin your team’s playoff chances.

It’s not just like the Lakers, where one Superstar or one Coach is so easy to hate- it’s the entire team. I bet even their trainers are Douche Bags.

I don’t mean to pile on, I truly don’t, at this time of possible decline of the Spurs’ Empire (as some will say). And I’m not piling on- because the San Antonio Spurs will be fine. They’ll come back from this. Hell, they might even win the title next year. Manu Ginobili is balding, not declining in talent. He’s at his peak, as is Tony Parker who can get to the hole like none other. Tim Duncan is the only one that is possibly slowing down a little, but his decline is still better than 99% of any other player for the next 5 years.

And with a jerk of a GM/Coach like Popovich, they’re bound to get the next Tim Duncan if Tim Duncan ever gets injured.

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As previously reported by a number of different outlets, after Thursday’s Game 5 victory Kobe Bryant rushed out of the arena to go see the movie that is turning future generations of women into old skanks, Sex and the City.

Now, I’m not going to make fun of Kobe for this (although I rebuffed several requests from my live-in girlfriend this weekend to go see this movie) because it’s obvious why he had to go. First it was a $4 million ring for having sex with a girl in Colorado, and I’m assuming now it’s getting a movie theater to hold a private screening the night before Sex and the City came out for sleeping with a Laker Girl. I’d say Kobe got off easy, especially considering the precedent that had previously been set.

Anyway, here is the audio of Kobe saying where he was going. He was literally getting into his car at Staples Center, immediately after hoisting up the Western Conference Trophy. It was played on the greatest radio show of all time, the Petros and Money Show (PMS), weekdays from 4 - 7 PM on AM 570 in Los Angeles. The voice is that of co-host Matt “Money” Smith (the guy on the right, below. The other guy is a former Captain of the USC Football team. Yes, that’s right, that guy on the left was a Division I athlete):

Link to just Kobe clip

Full Hour of PMS (show the sound was recorded for)

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Kobe Bryant made his 6th First Team All-Defensive Team this year (he also has a couple of Second Team finishes). And I’m not doubting that Kobe Bryant can be a great defender. He can be if he wants to. Hell, I bet if he wants to be a great Garbage Man, he could be that, too.

My only contention with Kobe Bryant is that he really has not been a great defender in these playoffs. He has been floating around the court, helping out other players, and letting his man take and make open shots.

In the Jazz series, Ronnie Brewer would seem to open each game with a series of dunks, all because Kobe was fishing somewhere else on the court. Then in the Spurs Series, Bruce Bowen seemed to get open shot after open shot, shooting 58% for the series.

Yes, the Lakers took care of the Jazz in 6 and the Spurs in even less, but Kobe cannot float around on Defense against the Celtics. He needs to focus. He’ll either be guarding Paul Pierce or Ray Allen- neither guy Kobe can leave for a second or else they’ll sink a jumper.

Now I never agreed that playing hard on D hurts your offense, as so many sportscasters and sports reporters seem to think, but if it does, the Lakers could be in trouble.

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It was a great moment in Lakers’ history. The Logo, a true Laker Legend, had a real heartfelt moment congratulating the now grown up teen he had traded for a dozen years earlier on a magnificent Western Conference title. Jerry West even beamed with pride as he spoke about the great team his protege, the previously much maligned Mitch Kupchak, had put together. He spoke of the philandering Jerry Buss, who employed him for so many years and what a great organization The Lakers have been.

One name he did not mention, though, was that of Phil Jackson. Coincidence? I think not.

West and Jackson have long rumored to not enjoy each other’s company, which was possibly sparked by Jackson. And in this media build-up to the classic Lakers/Celtics match-up, I haven’t heard many, including Mr. Clutch, give Mr. Jackson his proper respect. And he deserves some.

I was never a big fan of Phil Jackson. I was on the side that argued he’s coached some of the greatest talents of all-time. I contended that giving Kwame Brown some self-discovery philosophical literature does nothing for the team. And neither does splicing Braveheart footage with that of Smush Parker 3-Pointers. I claimed that Jackson was a horrible in-game coach. He often just sat there, never calling a time-out, letting his team “figure it out” on their own. Hey Buddy, that’s why you’re getting paid $12 mil. Figure it out for them, Jack.

But then something weird happened. Phil Jackson developed a solid rotation. His bench actually had a nickname. They actually knew when they were going in and he stayed true to that. There was no jerking around with Jordan Farmar’s minutes (like he did last year), there was no teasing Sasha Vujacic with 25 minute games and then 3 DNP-CD’s. He finally, after 3 years, got into Sasha’s head that he had to play defense- and it was pretty good defense, too. He used his energy guy, Ronny Turiaf, every game, not just sporadically.

He even dealt with injuries. Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol missed a large amount of games, but Jackson dealt with it and truly developed this solid bench. Only Kobe, Farmar, and Derek Fisher played in all 82 games this year.

Now, this might not seem too amazing- but look at some of the other teams in these playoffs, including NBA Finals foe, the Boston Celtics. The Head Coaches have not developed a solid rotation yet, and this is well beyond 82 games.

We’ll get to Boston in a second, but first let’s examine the Lakers’ Western Conference Finals opponent, the still, in my opinion, yearly championship contending San Antonio Spurs. Gregg Popovich messed with Kurt Thomas’ minutes in the Lakers’ series, realizing too late that Robert Horry doesn’t have any magic left and not even playing him in the deciding game. Same goes with Jacque Vaughn, whose minutes were replaced by Brent Barry at the back-up PG. And same goes with Ime Udoka. Kobe burned him left and right every time he entered the game and Popovich never gave him the solid minutes that could give him confidence. Or leave him on the end of the bench. Either way. Just be consistent.

And Popovich’s opponent in the Quarter-Finals fared no better- and he won Coach of the Year. Byron Scott replaced Hilton Armstrong at the back-up C position with Melvin Ely half-way through the Spurs’ series. He messed with rookie Julian Wright’s minutes, too, never allowing him to get into a flow.

It seems like this kind of thing shouldn’t matter. These guys are getting paid millions of dollars, they should be able to deal with it. But they just can’t. Imagine a salesman not knowing when his next customer is coming and only having small, sporadic chances at making a sale. He’s not going to do as well as the guy that knows when his time is coming.

But the worst of all, and possibly the worst coach of all, is the Boston Celtics’ Doc Rivers. He only has given one bench player solid minutes and that’s the new Kobe-stopper, James Posey. At least that’s a plus. But everyone else has been getting messed around with- never being able to find a solid rotation, even by the NBA Finals. I can never remember a more inconsistent bench, or a more inconsistent minutes played bench, in Finals History. If Doc Rivers wants anything out of his bench other than James Posey, the Celtics are in trouble. Take a look of the minutes played of some of the other members of Boston’s bench:

- Leon Powe was averaging 17.7 minutes a game in the First Round against the Hawks and 18.7 minutes in the first three games against the Cavs in the Second Round. Then, suddenly, in the next ten games, he averaged only 3.6 minutes per game, including not playing in 3 of those playoff games. And he wasn’t even playing bad. No one can tell what Doc was thinking.

- Glen Davis has only played in 4 of the last 8 games. Meanwhile, P.J. Brown, who barely played in the Atlanta series, averaged 16.8 minutes in the Detroit Series.

- But the worst thing Doc has done is given the most inconsistent minutes to possibly the most important bench position: the back-up to the extremely young and devastatingly inexperienced Point Guard. Eddie House played 19 minutes a game in that slot during the regular season- the regular season where the Celtics had an .805 winning percentage. During the playoffs he’s played 5.6 minutes a game and had 3 DNP-CD’s and the Celtics have a .600 winning percentage. That’s a wide gap. A wide gap, in part, caused by House’s replacement, immobile veteran Sam Cassell. He even had 4 games, the last two Cavs’ games and the first two Pistons’ games, where he didn’t even step onto the court without his sweats. And his last three games go like this: 17 minutes, 2 minutes, 12 minutes. Doc, if you wanted to give Jordan Farmar any more confidence, which seemed impossible to such a cocky kid, you’ve succeeded.

Now this series may play out that Powe and/or House step up in Game 1 and play consistent minutes throughout the series and this whole argument could all be for naught- but I’m throwing my hat in the ring that says it does make a difference and the Lakers celebrate down Figueroa because of it. Because of Phil Jackson.

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- Baltimore fans are feeling what Bills fans felt the last few years- that Willis McGahee often seems to not try- often near the end zone. Just watching a couple of Ravens’ drives this season- where Willis just stutters as he doesn’t know whether to take it outside or smash into the line- it makes me feel like a weight has been lifted off my back- and thrust upon Ravens fans.

- Ian Thomsen of Sports Illustrated recently wrote about Larry Brown and his decision to stay in Philadelphia, instead of going to be an “assistant” under Doc Rivers in Boston (or numerous other college jobs).

Thomsen says at one point in the article: “But his meetings with Snider (76ers owner) and 76ers president Billy King convinced Brown to stay in Philadelphia, where he and wife Shelly are raising their young family.”

Larry, you just got like a $40-million buyout from the Knicks- you want to live in Philly? Don’t you have a house in Malibu? You can live anywhere you want in the country- in the WORLD even, and you pick Philadelphia? I have nothing against Philly, I like Philly- but come on, Larry. Your kid could’ve been so much nicer a person.


- I can’t watch Jesse Palmer. Not that he’s an idiot or anything, I just can’t physically look at him. He looks like the epitome of a douche bag. Even the douchiest of the frat boys at Syracuse University or the douchiest wannabe actor I see out at a bar here in LA- they don’t compare with Jesse Palmer. I just want to punch him in the face. Yet, I don’t hate him- I can’t explain it.

- Talked about intensely over 2 months ago, ESPN2 again showed Darren McFadden’s pimped out Crown Vic during the Kentucky at Arkansas game on Saturday. Making it on blogs is one thing, but letting ESPN cameras come and film your ride which has at least $10,000 worth of “extras” on it, seems a bit overconfident. Where is D-Mac getting all this money from? As far as I know, his mother has been in jail and was addicted to drugs, but even if someone in his family has money- don’t flaunt it like that. I’m not saying he’s getting paid- I’m just going to leave saying people in Arkansas take their football seriously.